...and male monkeys have one less???
2006-12-05 08:26:36 · 21 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because the Man told him to jump and he said "How High?"
2006-12-05 08:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does gravity have to do with monkeys having ribs.
Male monkeys have one less Rib? less from what?
This is the most unintelligent question.
All mammals have stinking ribs -- even fish.
So what's your question?
Maybe this is one them question like -- Why did the cow jump over the moon? Why is the moon not made of cheese?
2006-12-05 08:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by JB 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMAO.
god made monkey from dirt too. and the female monkey from the rib of a male monkey.
2006-12-05 08:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gravity ain't a theory it's a fact! What do monkeys and ribs have to do with gravity?
2006-12-05 08:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't pin anything on a monkey, they are the tricksters! But I bet you can have all the monkey ribs you want, with hot peanut sauce, in Thailand.
2006-12-05 08:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever try taking a rib from a monkey????
2006-12-05 08:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by pachangero69 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ever wonder if monkeys know the joke:
I have always wished i could have my dang rib back.
2006-12-05 08:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by devilduck74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because a male monkey can jump longer than a female monkey.. lol
2006-12-05 08:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Xtrobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoever told you that gravity was only a theory needs to jump off a bridge and see if they can resist it. And why do you have ribs?
2006-12-05 08:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by mentalchallenge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
surely you jest mr. munkee. gravity does exist even to us Christians, but we know God made it and the gluon that holds it all together.
Monkeys have ribs because that is how God designed them.
He created all, is the only one to give life and to take it away. so stop mocking God.
all the beauty you see God made for us all to enjoy. acknowledge your creator son and see also the benefits of beautiful wonderful heaven. I pray you will
2006-12-05 08:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋