drink anyone? (its one for you boys thought i would give you a break for a change loool)?

Question

>A Bottle of Merlot
>
>A gentleman diner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
>attractive
>woman sitting alone at another table.
>The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
>gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
>She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
>decided to send a reply note to the man.
>
>The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her
and
>conveyed it to the gentleman.
>
>
>The note read:
>"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage,
>a
>million
>dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
>After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>return.
>He folded the
>note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
>this to the woman.
>
>It read:
>"For your information, I have a Ferrari 360 Spyder, an Aston Martin
DB9, a
>Mercedes SL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garages.
>There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account, but, not even
for
>a
>woman as beautiful as you, would I cut two inches off.
>Just send the bottle back."

Answer 1

Is that damn waiter telling people about me now?! I thought that was all in confidence!!

Answer 2

Shame that wasn't real...
i would have loved to see the look on the woman's face when she got the note back!!!!

Answer 3

awesome 11/10 defiently

Answer 4

Good answer, What was the Question?

Answer 5

Loved it

Answer 6

I want the bottle.

Answer 7

Ha that was great. Nice one

Answer 8

Very funny.

Answer 9

Good!

Answer 10

That's very nice.