doctor to patient:you will die
patient:how much time is left, 1month, 1 hour,how much time left doctor.
doctor:5,4,3,2,1 gone
2006-12-05 08:21:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Donald why dont you give up the joke telling because the biggest laugh everyone is having is AT YOU, not WITH YOU
2006-12-05 08:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by lorraine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
14
2006-12-05 16:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
honestly? You didn't tell the joke that well, try this
A patient went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well. After a serious of test, the doctor announced the bad news. "I am sorry, but I am afraid you have a deadly disease, you are going to do soon" The patient was worried, but managed to stay calm and asked "How long do I have? A year, a month, a day, what?"
The doctor took a deep breathe started counting down "You have 5 seconds, 4, 3, 2, 1"
good joke, bad telling, I give it a 2 out of 10 (ten being best, 1being worst)
2006-12-05 16:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
9/10
2006-12-05 16:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You told it all wrong. I didn't understand it. It goes like this:
Man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he's got bad news, he has terminal cancer. "How long do I have Doc?" says the man. "6" says the Doc. "6 years?? 6 months?? 6 what?!!" exclaims the man. " 6..5...4.....3......2...." says the doctor. Now thats funny!
2006-12-05 16:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald u post the lamist jokes i've read some of ur jikes and only 1 has made me LOL!
2006-12-07 09:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
over rated and over yahoo too often
1/2 out of 10
2006-12-05 17:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but you should say.
Doctor to patient, you hava a fatal disease.
Patient - how long to go
Doctor - 10
Patient interupts, years, months, days.
Doctor continues, 9,8,7,6....
2006-12-05 16:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
not bad put a smile on me face
2006-12-05 16:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry that was pretty lame. I did SMILE though at its stupidity. :-)
2006-12-05 16:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by brap16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋