teacher to boy:jack,find me britain in the map
jack:i cant find it
teacher:get out of the class
boy shouts to teacher[from out of class]still i cant find it miss
2006-12-05 08:15:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a 2/10
2006-12-05 08:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
12
2006-12-05 16:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-12-05 16:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ridiculous,
cheer up:
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
2006-12-05 16:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by maze 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lame.
mostly because a teacher wouldn't kick a kid out of class for not knowing something. jokes are funnier if the situation is believable up until the punchline.
2006-12-05 16:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame 0/10
2006-12-05 16:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice joke.nice one.10/10
2006-12-05 16:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but it's not funny especially since it's not very easy to read.
2006-12-05 16:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but not great. 4/10
2006-12-05 16:54:59 · answer #9 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10, that just wasn't funny.
2006-12-05 17:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋