A man and little Johnny, his grandson, are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
Little Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I try one of your cigarettes?"
"Can you touch your a*shole with your penis?" the grandfather asks.
"No" says Little Johnny.
"Then you're not big enough." says the grandfather.
A few minutes pass, and the man takes a beer out of his cooler and opens it.
Little Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?"
"Can you touch your a*shole with your penis?" he asks.
"No" says Little Johnny.
"Then you're not old enough."
Time passes and they continue to fish. Little Johnny gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one.
The grandfather looks at him and says, "They look good, can I have one of your cookies?"
"Can you touch your a*shole with your penis?" asks Johnny.
"I most certainly can!" says the grandfather proudly.
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2006-12-05 08:14:37 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Then go f*ck yourself," says Johnny, "these are my cookies!"
2006-12-05 08:14:53 · update #1
that was freaking hilarious, I am going to tell everyone I know about that and that I read it on here!! Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-12-05 08:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by lovesedea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000
2006-12-05 16:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Alyssa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of my favorite jokes.
10 out of 10
2006-12-05 16:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by LJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 10/10
2006-12-05 16:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like the little Johnny jokes, hes such a bad *** kid.
2006-12-05 16:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 brilliant pmsl x
2006-12-05 17:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 8/10
2006-12-05 16:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-05 16:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Marley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one before, and its still a 10/10
2006-12-05 16:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by bah_15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did it again. ... I needed that! I love little Johnny!
2006-12-05 16:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
funny
2006-12-05 16:16:21 · answer #11 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋