The husband had just finished reading the book called man of the house.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife pointing a finger in her face he said from now on i want you to know that i am the man of the house and my word is law.
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when i am finished eating my meal i expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner you are going to fix my bath water so i can relax. And then when i'm finished with my bath guess who is going to dress me a nd comb my hair?
His wife replied The F****** funeral director would be my guess.
2006-12-05 08:08:55 · 15 answers · asked by Qt PIE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and thats what i would have said, thats a good one i liked it
2006-12-05 08:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Laugh, very funny! I do alot for my husband, and he never orders me about like this joke, yet if he did....I could see replying like this woman did. Right on girl! Keep the jokes coming our way!
2006-12-05 16:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
That is a good one!
2006-12-05 16:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Guinness Guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*grin*....*smile w/ teeth showing*
(those are the things that I just did when I read your joke).
2006-12-05 16:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I guess he was DEAD wrong in his assumption
2006-12-05 16:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, doesn't he know thats not the way things work?
2006-12-05 16:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She's right!
2006-12-05 16:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good answer.
2006-12-05 17:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great
it's funny
2006-12-05 16:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
very funny.
2006-12-05 16:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel H 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋