doctor askes patient:how are you today?
patient:its much worse now i will die soon
doctor:dont worry just leave it to me.
2006-12-05 08:08:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i WOULD report that dr straight away imagine offering to kill the patient, I thought euthansia was illegal sound like Harold Shipman is still alive and well
2006-12-05 08:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by lorraine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is getting worse, don't give up the day job and keep taking the pills.
2006-12-05 16:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I get it, it's the wrong choice of words by the doc. Not bad. 7/10
2006-12-05 16:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 points even with the change of name
2006-12-05 16:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that good, but you could put it together to make it funny
make it seem like the Dr. is going to kill the patient, the way it sounds it that the Dr. will make the guy better
2006-12-05 16:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats like a sign a read at a church
"Dont kill yourself! Let the church help"
Im serious
2006-12-05 16:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg is that doctor gonna kill the patient or is the doctor gonna die...
:-) <3333333333Kim
2006-12-05 16:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it
Im blonde though so there is my excuse
2006-12-05 16:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this one:
patient: doctor, I am going to die in 50 seconds
doctor: wait a minute please
2006-12-05 16:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dats weird
2006-12-05 16:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by Hollzy =) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋