A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
2006-12-05 08:08:09 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved that one 11.9
2006-12-05 11:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I likes a lot 8/10
2006-12-05 16:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by shazndave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good 1 pmsl x
2006-12-05 17:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I never heard that joke before. Two thumbs up, but sorry Yahoo will only let me give you one.
2006-12-05 16:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
The police use red in Missouri
2006-12-05 17:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but where do the police have REd lights? Aren't they usually blue?
2006-12-05 16:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's hilarious. nice joke.10/10:)
2006-12-05 16:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I love it, I will have to remember that one.
2006-12-05 17:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very FUNNY
2006-12-05 16:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
it made me laugh
2006-12-05 16:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋