teacher to students: if an egg lays 2 eggs per day, how much do you think, will it lay in a week?
a boy gets up and answers: 12eggs teacher
teacher to boy: thats wrong. there are 7 days in a week. so its 2*7=14 eggs.
boy to teacher: you are wrong teacher because sunday is a holiday.
2006-12-05 07:46:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it. youshould really go inot the comedy business
2006-12-05 07:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by Russianator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2006-12-05 16:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2006-12-05 15:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Devilish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-12-05 15:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-12-05 15:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by a7madz_lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) do u mean if a chicken lays 2 eggs?
2) not funny at all :)
2006-12-05 15:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 point for typing it, 2 points for me for answering, and A comment: A egg CAN'T lay eggs...
2006-12-05 15:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by u_better_remember_me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poorly. Are you mixing up the chicken and the egg.
2006-12-05 15:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another 2 points
2006-12-05 15:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a goose egg O
2006-12-05 15:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋