A man was out getting wasted one night and he was looking kinda depressed, so the bartender asked what was wrong.
He tells the bartender "my wife is gonna be pissed if i come home drunk again."
the bartender tells him "just eat her out and she'll forgive you for anything."
So the man goes home, sneaks in the front door, then peeks into his bedroom where he sees a pair of feet sticking out of the blankets. He dives in there and eats her out for a good half hour, then goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth.............where his wife is taking a bath. He sais "Honey, what are you doing in here?" She replies, "shhhhh, you'll wake your mother!!"
2006-12-05 07:45:51 · 16 answers · asked by sweetestrose1983 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was pretty good, but when I read the punch line I said" OOOOOHHHHHH DDDDAAAAAMMMNNNN!! NASTY!" LOL and I said it hella loud too.
2006-12-05 07:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 22:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by greenwell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gasp! That is pretty funny. Gross though.
2006-12-05 08:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by Katie L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,that's sick but funny
2006-12-05 08:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but in an EWWWW!!! kind of way
2006-12-05 07:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by bettyboop0888 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both funny and gross
2006-12-05 07:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by treecesherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewweww. yet mysteriously funny
2006-12-05 08:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEUUUWWW! Gross and funny.
2006-12-05 07:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww....gross but a little funny
2006-12-05 07:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Maddie and Jacobs mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...that was ****** hilarious...That was a good one. Loved it.
2006-12-05 07:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋