I need help trying to find out what to say funny to a girl
2006-12-05 07:27:13 · 18 answers · asked by COWBOYS 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here are some of the worst chat ups from a pole recently ... 57 of them!!
1-I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! AARRGGHH!!!
2-Honey, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.
3-Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
4-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
5-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
6-I only have three months to live. ..
7-Somebody better call heaven, because an angels missing!
9-Is your dad a thief? Because I think he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes
10-Heres 20p, go phone dad and tell him you won't be home tonight
11-So what are you doing here then tonight? (a woman listens in a bar, innocently having a quiet drink)
12-If I could re-write the dictionary, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
13-Excuse me, I'm looking for directions. Whats the quickest route to your heart?
15-Do you know CPR? Because i'm dying for your love!
16-I was thinking about getting a Mars Bar, but your much sweeter
17-I went fishing this morning, but I'd say your my catch of the day
18-Do you like fruit? Because I've got some good juicy stuff down here
19-Do you come here often?
20-Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants
21-Do you believe in love at first site? Or shall i walk past again?
22-So what shall I get you for breakfast?
23-You must be wearing a space suit underneath that, because you're out of this world
24-Can I borrow your mobile? I promised I'd ring my mum went I met the girl of my dreams
25-Your dress would look great on my bedroom floor
26-Are you free this evening, or will it cost me?
27-You were great in BayWatch last night
28-I think I could fall madly in bed with you
29-Is that a Tic Tac in your shirt pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
30-Do you know what would look good on you? Me
31-Is your surname Jacob's - because you are a real cracker!
32-Do you have room in your handbag for my car keys?
33-Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
34-You must be great at fishing 'cause you've caught me hook line and sinker
35-Is it hot in here or is it you?
36-Stop the horses, I need to pick a flower
37-You hide them well, your angel wings
38-If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
39-Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
40-As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit
41-There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you
42-The names Bond. James Bond. Are you Pussy Galore?
43-Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes
44-I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?
45-Haven't I seen you on the cover of Playboy?
46-I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman
47-Is it windy in here? Or did you just blow me away?
48-My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in
49-If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
50-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock
51-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room
52-Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner
53-Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it, my nuts
tighten up!
54-I dont have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
55-Stop, drop and roll now 'cause baby, your're on fire!
56-How'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, your the bomb
57-You'd better call the mental asylum, 'cause your driving me crazy!
2006-12-05 07:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by <-tom-> 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as she know ur joking, use some cheesy, cute pick up lines like,
Did you get a speeding ticket today? Because youve been flying through my mind.
Youve got something on you. (After she says something like, What?) My eyes.
You get the drill.
2006-12-05 15:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything using the word "vaseline" will turn a few heads. It's good to be the center of attention.
2006-12-05 15:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by PenguinFan20085 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your best joke or act funny like a comedian.
2006-12-05 15:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no cheesy stuff. figure out what she likes and make jokes about stuff like that. dont be sarcastic if she doesnt like that, dont be rude gross etc. i.e. if she likes softball, say oh yeah sometimes i like pretending the ball is so-and-so and i get to hit them with the metal bat then run from them
2006-12-05 15:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say, "I got a tattoo with your name on my arm", then she'll laugh and blush, then roll up your sleeve and reveal that you wrote "Your Name", she'll love it!
2006-12-05 15:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about....
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
(wait for an answer)
"Enough to break the ice!"
(now wait for her to laugh & tell you that was a GOOD one!!)
2006-12-05 15:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Miz D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
2006-12-05 15:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dang, yur purty.
2006-12-05 15:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by gijenni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pocket, becouse i can see myself in your pants.
2006-12-05 15:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jane S. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋