George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out f*cking around, haven't you?"
He says, "Nope."
She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."
He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe it off my dick."
2006-12-05 07:26:14 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dick is an english term for penis
2006-12-05 07:32:02 · update #1
omg very gd lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-05 10:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke ploppy but i notice two guys want to use it is that the dick or the joke
2006-12-05 15:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, i hope you dont mind me using that one.
2006-12-05 15:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too old to be funny.
2006-12-05 15:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you mean off his chopper??
2006-12-05 15:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! can I use that one?
2006-12-05 15:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that's hilarious ..i love ur jokes they just make my day
2006-12-05 15:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice,i really like your jokes
2006-12-05 15:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Devilish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
? what was the last word
2006-12-05 15:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it alot 9.8
2006-12-05 18:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋