2006-12-05 06:52:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol yes its all god....
would christians use that as an analogy?
they are the dish and god is the dishwasher?
2006-12-05 06:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Through the knowledge of how someone knew how to build a dishwasher, The dishwasher will clean for you, Guess what, I just retired From General Electric Co. after almost 38 yrs. on the job, Making Guess what, Yes Dishwashers for 38 yrs. So I have a lot of knowledge on dishwashers, & I used to repair them off the assembly line too.
2006-12-05 14:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will wash the dishes with His noodley appendages, no doubt about that !
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.venganza.org
2006-12-05 15:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if "God" is the name youve given your dishwasher....
Awesome analogy though. Kinda like - "If I have cancer, go to the hospital and get chemotherapy, take all my prescriptions and otherwise follow dr.s orders, as well as pray, when Im healed, I have no need to pay the medical bills, right? Cuz God did it all, not the doctors..."
2006-12-05 14:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God said that if you had the faith of a grain of mustard seed-you could acutally cast a mountain into the sea.
it requires faith-untill then you must continue trusting in the dishwashers capabilities.
2006-12-05 15:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray you put in dish washing soap this time instead of powdered milk!
2006-12-05 14:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's too busy worrying about George Bush and nuclear anihilation to be even thinking about your germy old dishes.
2006-12-05 15:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by fred p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question. I always wondered if the "scrubbing bubbles" were proof of god. I mean how could intelligent beings that small survive otherwise?
2006-12-05 14:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Scrubbling Bubbles are agents of SATAN! Repent!
There are no mention of electric dishwashers in the bible, therefore they are satanic!
;)
2006-12-05 14:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They do not wait aught but that Allah should come to them in the shadows of the clouds along with the angels, and the matter has (already) been decided; and (all) matters are returned to Allah. (Qur'an, 2:210)
2006-12-05 14:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by mutmainnah 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋