A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a B*TCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2006-12-05 06:48:50 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww arn't we lovely.......sweet tinkling voices...... ya got to love us......good joke
2006-12-05 07:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, thats Brian Ferris.
2006-12-05 07:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats quite funny!
2006-12-05 06:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke... that was too funny... But not all women are like that...but I am like that...to keep some men in line...lol
2006-12-05 06:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny. Maybe it would be funnier if I heard you say it, instead of reading it.
2006-12-05 06:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiz funny! hahaha
2006-12-05 06:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no the feeling hapend to me once but i didnt slap her just let her get on wa it
2006-12-05 06:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-12-05 07:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm quite funny
2006-12-05 06:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt like that one much. You can do better than that ploppy
2006-12-05 06:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by SuPeRsTaR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2006-12-05 07:12:44 · answer #11 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋