What is the funniest, most embarassing thing your child has done?

Question

Or can you limit it to just one thing???

Answer 1

Gosh it is hard to think of just one thing!!
My kids are always embarrasing me (lol)
My eldest son (then 3) & i were sitting on a bus & a jamaican lady was sat behind us,He knelt up & turned around to her & said sweetly "Hello chocolate lady"
I could have died I wished the ground would swallow me up! I apologized but she assured me it was ok & she hadn't taken offence because he was just a little boy!! Kids eh who would have em!!!

Answer 2

Well, I have four boys, so you can imagine the stories I have. When my oldest was 3, I was doing laundry in the apartment building I was living in. As I was waiting for the last load to dry, I took my son and sat down on the steps right outside the door. About 5 minutes passed and the door opened and down the stairs came a man that was extremely over-weight. My son, in his loudest voice, as the man was literally right next to us says, "Mommy, why is that man so fat?" I wanted to die!! The man took it very well and just laughed, but I was humiliated.

When I was little, I couldn't say my S sound. It always came out as the F sound instead. Well, I always looked forward to going to the bank with my mom because the teller would always give me a sucker. One day, they were out of suckers, soooo, I, kicking a screaming, continued to yell over and over again, "I want a *ucker, I want a *ucker!" Can you imagine how embarrased my mom must have been?

Answer 3

Ha! I love hearing stories about other peoples' kids, too.

The absolute funniest thing I've ever seen was something my nephew did at his birthday party. His dad and uncle (my fiance) were outside hooking up speakers in the dad's car. He got them for his birthday, which is the same day.

Anyway, all the kids wanted to play outside because he got a new tee-ball set (he's 3). So they went outside and were playing. All of a sudden, the guys got the speakers to work and they were blaring this song called "Smack That". Which is not the kind of music my s-i-l wants her son to hear.

We all started yelling for them to turn it off but the knobs were stuck! Did i mention this was a really old car? So the music is blaring and all these 3-year-olds start dancing to it. That was funny enough as it was. We were getting desperate to shut it off because the lyrics got REALLY bad but the only way seemed to be unhooking the speakers. But while we were trying to do that my nephew ran over and stood next to the car. He was dancing and all of a sudden started stripping! The took off his shirt and as whirling it above his head. And he took off his pants and everything (everything but his underwear), and threw them at this little girl. He kept dancing the whole time. He really looked like a little Chippendale dancer.

That was the funniest, most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a kid do. Especially when the kids started telling other adults about it. That was the worst part. Some little girl told her mommy that everybody was taking their clothes off. Of course the mom was really upset but then my s-i-l explained it and she also thought it was hilarious.

Answer 4

I have twin sons, who are 2 1/2 years old. Just when i think they can't do anything else funny, they come up with something! The most embarrassing...there have been a few....well first one, my husband is in the Army. Once a month we go to meetings to discuss whats going on in his unit..... The twins are with us, its dead silence as the captain explains whats new. All the sudden one of the twins has the loudest fart imaginable. Im holding him, the front row turns around to me, the captain laughs......Im sure they all thought it was me!!! I could have died.
Next and last one, same son too! Go figure....while watch Dora of all things, my son seens Swiper the Fox...he tries to say Fox and lets just say it didnt come out like Fox.....it comes out of his mouth like a lovely four letter F word....so i forget about him saying that til in the middle of the bank line he decides to yell his new found word as loud as he can. Wonderful!!
Kids are the funniest most embarrassing things i have ever been around, but its great isnt it!? haha

Answer 5

The one thing I remember the most is when he was in Kindergarten, Private Christian School mind you, and we were on a field trip at the Atlanta Airport and went down an elevator...well, my child, as loud as he could, said "wow that made my penis feel funny".

While I am sure it did because the elevator went down pretty fast most children would have commented on it being their stomach instead.

Everyone (especially his teacher) on the elevator ignored it except my friend and when we got off we laughed so hard we almost peed in our pants.

It was never mentioned again. Just a wonderful memory because now my son is fourteen and a wonderful young man!

Answer 6

My son (who is now 14) overheard my husband and I having an argument. We went outside and downstairs so the kids wouldn't hear us fighting. ( we were not screaming or anything like that) After the fight, I took the kids to the store to get some food. My son struck up a conversation with the cashier as we were checking out. I froze when he said " Do you know what my mama calls my daddy?"
"No." says the cashier.
" My mama calls my daddy a f*%king @$$hole!" he says, with a smile!
I wanted to die!

My oldest son decided to ask me why I didn't have a penis at a family dinner.

I have a lot more, but I don't want to bore you. Kids are pretty damn funny though.

Answer 7

I do not have kids I am the youngest of three and I always wanted to surprise my mom when she got off work. I remembered how she hated to mop the floor so my brother and I put Old English furniture polish on the kitchen floor and mopped it. We were so proud of ourselves. We were young so we didn't know better. Needless to say my mom got home and slid and fell on her butt and we were SURPRISE! A mothers love is unconditional becasue she was crying and said how great of a job we did!

Answer 8

2 things

well really 3

first, he is a stripper,

everywhere we go he strips , even tho its winter time.

second and i think worst.

when my oldest was a baby like 4 years old,

I was a single parent at the time and i never locked doors or bathroom doors,

so he'd come in while i was using the toilet.

One day i had my period and i guess he realized that and he said

" Mommy do you want me to get your Diaper?"

Well i laughed and said sure honey thank you.

and just let it go.


Later that day we went the store and i got his size 6 night time diapers, ( pull ups didn't exist )

And of course i got some pads

and i am talking to the people on line and so is he

and the lady in front of us says to him
" your too big for Diapers",

And he says," I know I am a big boy, these are for mommy"

" so she doesn't get poop everywhere"


Well i thought I would just die, and of course how can you explain ..

I just said to him mommy has her own diapers and placed them on the counter hoping the lady would understand.

Answer 9

the latest was while we were strolling through the frozen food section at the grocery store and my 3 yr old daughter yelled, "I LOVE THE LADIES" everyone started laughing. That wasn't embarrassing to me, but extremely funny!

Answer 10

I took my daughter to Wal-mart, and we were in the women's clothing. They had a Santa there, set up right by the clothing department. She looked at me and said, "Mama, can I tell Santa what I want for Christmas?" I told her okay, and she walked over to where he was sitting, climbed up in his lap, and proceeded to give him her list. I told her we had to hurry, that Santa had a lot to do, etc, and she said, "Mama, I'm almost finished." I said okay, hurry up, and the next thing that came out of her mouth was, "And could you please bring my mama a new bed?" I was thinking that was sweet, because me and my husband sleep on a full size bed. He said he'd see what he could do, and she goes, (to my horror!!) "Good, cause hers sure is squeaky!!" Every parent there turned to look at me like I was evil. Santa couldn't help but laugh, and I said, "Well, it's hard to get comfortable in my old bed. I move around a lot."

Nobody bought it.