2006-12-05 06:26:32 · 5 answers · asked by BrinkleyNicole 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-06 09:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three old ladies. One is 70, one is 75, and one is 80. The 80 year old, Agatha, is getting into the bath. Halfway she stops and wonders "Was I going in or out?" The 75 year old, Tina, says "I'm coming up the stairs to help you." Halfway up the stairs, Tina asks "Was I going up or down?" The 70 year old, Kiri, says "I hope I don't become that forgetful." She laughs and knocks on wood for luck. She then shouts "I'll help you two as soon as I see who's knocking at the door."
2006-12-05 14:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Kasper 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course, the farmer is blond.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing and looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks, "Ah, excuse me, mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"
2006-12-05 14:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by nycorange741 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He had a chicken stapled to his forehead.
2006-12-05 15:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by True101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-05 15:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋