3 guys went for a job selling ducks,bossman says Ill give u all a duck each,and whoever makes the most money gets the job, 1st guy makes 5bucks 2nd guy makes 10bucks,3rd guy meets a prostitute, she says if u want,Ill do a bit of business and take the duck, so he did it.She then felt sorry for him,so they did it again and she gave him the duck back,off he went and the duck jumped out his arms and on to the road, got killed by speeding driver,driver apologised gave him 20bucks. Bossman asks 1st guy how much he says 5bucks, 2nd guy says 10bucks 3rd guy says, a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k,20bucks for a f**ked up duck
2006-12-05 05:53:59 · 15 answers · asked by danjontina 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you da man yeah
2006-12-05 06:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOY I GOT A BIT DUCKED UP READING THIS
2006-12-05 06:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by stirling silver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with chris w whatever the hell shes trying to tell you
2006-12-05 06:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eider way you should have took your duck to the duck do.
Whats a duck do i hear you ask.............well it quacks.....
all them ducks and no orange sauce...tiz a shame
2006-12-05 06:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who in their right mind would f**K a duck? lol. no i get it realy.
2006-12-05 06:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasen' that funny
but i'll give you props
much love
gangsta girl
2006-12-05 06:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit quackers if u ask me ...
2006-12-05 05:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by dragonwithpurplepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a rhyme
2006-12-05 06:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...erm I mean lamo
2006-12-05 05:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..funny
2006-12-05 06:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥LOVE♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋