2006-12-05 05:24:45 · 24 answers · asked by sc20042002 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I could but it's too dirty so I'll try to scale it down.
There once was a man from Nantucket whose penis was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear were a vagina, I'd f*ck it.
2006-12-05 05:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by VOTER 1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a ****, I could phuck it."
or there is
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
2006-12-05 05:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Cesar G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket, 7 foot 7 inches taller than yao ming, and needs a plastic surgery because he looks like michael jackson!
2006-12-05 05:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from nantucket,
he got his foot stuck in a bucket,
he whooped and he hollered,
and wished his foot smaller,
but then in the end he said f*** it.
2006-12-05 05:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by mjbayunl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I could f*ck it."
2006-12-05 05:28:55 · answer #5 · answered by sandyscheeks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
or
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
or
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset
2006-12-05 05:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ruth Less RN 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
His wifes hole was big as a bucket,
he said with a frown,
I'd love to go down,
but even my head couldn't brook it.
2006-12-05 05:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by SteveUK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who took a big schit in a bucket.
2006-12-05 05:26:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whose *** got stuck in a bucket
2006-12-05 05:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tom W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who flew his chic to the moon in a rocket. or Who always kept his hands in his pocket.
2006-12-05 05:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by FUSIONMASTER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋