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I heard to never let a girl sit in the couch if she isn't wearing underwear, it will ruin the furniture.

2006-12-05 04:59:37 · 10 answers · asked by Special Olympian 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Guess it's no wonder your a virgin and will probably remain that way for a very long time!!! Hope you have warm hands!!!!

2006-12-05 05:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Erika 2 · 0 0

dude your gay. That's like saying that if you squizz on the couch it will do the same thing. It's just juice man

2006-12-05 13:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by mongo3434 2 · 0 0

and never have sex with her either unless you got an extra large condom on...or you will suffer the same fate as the couch.

2006-12-05 13:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0 0

I heard YOUR the new asssshole in town.

2006-12-05 13:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 0 0

you didn't know? females have blood like in aliens. it'll eat through anything, even a guys ****. W/E... that's so stupid.

2006-12-05 13:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Raye 2 · 0 0

yea we have acidic juices seeping from between our legs

2006-12-05 13:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by The Weed Fairy 4 · 0 0

only if she pees cocoa cola dude lol

2006-12-05 13:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0 0

Well, tell your mom to stop going commando then.... geez

2006-12-05 13:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I needed that one thanks.

2006-12-05 13:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by D'oh! 5 · 0 0

what ever!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-05 13:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by NENA 3 · 0 0

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