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It's a lamb doner. With burger sauce.

2006-12-05 04:58:56 · 23 answers · asked by Ella M 1 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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Dont be silly, it will make you a much stronger (and fatter) person. I just say eat it. Try some milk with it aswell, its tasty. Or beer. or wine.

Dont forget to put the bog roll in the fridge though!

2006-12-05 05:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by fozmonkey 2 · 0 0

Don't be daft ...... you won't die just yet ....... unless of course the kebab server has an incurable disease seeping through his veins meaning you could die imminantly but if you enjoyed your kebab then it will have been worth it I suppose ...... not sure about burger sauce though ..... garlic mayo yes but burger sauce ??

2006-12-05 14:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ive gone off kebabs since after the last one I had, I was really, really ill.
It may not have been connected, but I looked up the symptoms on the Internet and it sounded like Crypto-Sporidium poisoning. A week of vomiting, diarrhoea and fever. I didn't die, I just wished I was dead. Not fun.

I'm sure yours is fine, though.

2006-12-05 13:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You wont die, maybe lay off the burger sauce though.

2006-12-05 13:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by Wings 2 · 0 0

ofcourse..how will you ever eat healthy..and plus theres like all those secret cia agents after you..and elton john, and that guy who stalked tery hatcher and anna kurnikova for all those years..yeah he wants you too, so give that kebab to the nearest meaningless tramp, or maybe somebody you really hate..then stand back!

2006-12-05 13:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Chunkylover53 3 · 0 0

YES of course you will die if you eat it. Everyone should know that!

You will also die if you don't.

The kebab is only a maybe, death is a certainty...

2006-12-05 13:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by jonny red 4 · 0 0

No don't be daft, unless the place has been shut down by the enviromental health! Why would you want to eat one anyway?

2006-12-05 13:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.Nina 1 · 0 0

No but don't forget to throw away the skewer as this is hard to digest.

2006-12-05 13:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by owllady 5 · 0 0

If you leave the skewer in the meat and try to woof it down.

2006-12-05 13:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No but I wouldnt like to spend the night with you tonight, you are going to stink!
Enjoy
Parp!

2006-12-05 13:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Hustler 3 · 1 0

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