Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-12-05 04:41:22 · 16 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PML, I would have fainted an all!
2006-12-05 06:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I desire the 1st set because of the fact i myself like Ada and flowers. additionally in the 2d set there is to many M names, Mabel, Maude and Mildred are all too comparable and that i strongly dislike comparable letter siblings.
2016-12-18 07:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mabel
2006-12-05 04:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by KaShae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one very much indeed10/10
I know now how I can keep my cigarette dry when I am having a smoke outside in the rain.
2006-12-05 04:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill the best joke this evening.
2006-12-05 04:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,one of the best jokes ive heard
2006-12-05 06:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by pegs_down 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it lol
2006-12-05 05:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by brit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Outstanding; the best this week.
2006-12-05 04:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
didnt need the last line
2006-12-05 04:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by mannit m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was funny
2006-12-05 04:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋