A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde'
jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,"and I
had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
2006-12-05 04:31:50 · 19 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny...im a blonde and i dont take offense so its halarious
2006-12-05 05:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but it's so predictable especially taking in the consideration that it's a blode joke. I knew she was gonna be misken the porch for the actual Porch vehicle.
I would be funny if the joke was on the other guy when she told him to give her $100 for applying two coats. haha
2006-12-05 05:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by thrill5eeker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the better blonde jokes that I have seen ,very funny8/10
2006-12-05 04:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know what the question is here but that was a funny joke!
The only blonde joke that comes to mind is this:
A blonde is on one side of the river and calls over to her blonde friend on the other side "Why are you on the other side of the river?", the friend replies "What are you talking about, you're the one on the other side!" Lame I know.
2006-12-05 04:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oooooooooooh
That was a good one top marks 10/10! :o)
2006-12-05 04:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one for the blondes to tell.
2006-12-05 04:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats good. It has a good element of surprise to it! Thumbs up.
2006-12-05 04:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top joke
2006-12-05 04:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they say blondes are stupid,LOL
2006-12-05 04:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the terrific! (a edge- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can because of the fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie became into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-04 22:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋