Seriously, this is an important question to me because I want to be getting laid in the afterlife.
What I don't want is to spend my entire life being nice and then get to heaven only to find out that it's populated by flap-titted old boots and that all the fit babes who like getting some c**k are partying it up with in hell.
I mean, if hell's full of partying chicks I might aswell start knocking the back end out of everything that moves right now!
Whaddya think?
2006-12-05 03:59:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dives was a rich man who lived a life of sin and debauchery. When he died, he went to Hell. Lazaurus was a poor man who sat at Dives' gate. Being a virtuous beggar, he died and went to heaven.
So after a few centuries of sitting around in the clouds listening to harp music, Lazaurus was feeling bored and looked down into Hell where Dives was enjoying an orgy with all the ravers and fallen women who had been sent there.
"Brother Dives," called Lazaurus, "I'm bored - chuck us up a bottle of Guinness." Up came the Guinness and Lazaurus knocked the cap off on his harp, but the top of the bottle was solid glass. "Brother Dives," he called, "I can't drink this, there's no hole in the bottle." "Yes," said Dives, "it's the same with the women, it's Hell down here."
2006-12-05 04:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell cxause the fit chicks always play around abd never say true to the one they marry
2006-12-05 12:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since heaven and hell don't really exist, let's just make Fort Lauderdale the afterlife, and everyone will be happy.
2006-12-05 12:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven will be populated with people like Flanders out of the Simpsons.
2006-12-05 12:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that depends on who your partying with, it can be like Heaven, or absolutely sheer f*cking Hell.A babe wouldn't be giving you more than just a good time, unlike a munter,but there are good antibiotics.
2006-12-05 14:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Countess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...i reckon in hell the women all wear leather and ride around on motorbikes with whips and cuffs and women in heaven wear long white flowing dresses so depends if you want a naughty girl or a good girl?? x
2006-12-05 12:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell has all the best music, so it can only follow that all the rockiest, sluttiest, leather-clad, whip wielding dirty b*tches will be down there. Rocking out, slamming tequila and screwing anything that moves.
See you there then?
2006-12-05 12:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both Heaven and Hell are mankind's inventions so create your own preferred illusion.
2006-12-05 12:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your obessed with this world. And wan't things to continue the same as in the afterlife/hereafter.
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2006-12-05 12:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell,of course,the chicks in heaven will be playing their harps,instead of your organ.
2006-12-05 12:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋