2006-12-05 03:27:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Bible DID NOT SAY "and Moses checked his watch".
Ask a valid question or do something worthwhile.
2006-12-05 03:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Peacekeeper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't be silly... everyone knows he used to just phone the Speaking Clock.
Exodus: "And Moses didst taketh out his slimline cellphone and diallest the Speaking Clock. And the voice on the cellphone didst say "hey, you got the wrong number buddy - this is Pizza Hut". So Moses didst order a Four Seasons with garlic bread and a diet Coke and didst say "actually I don't give a sh*t about the time, let's party". And so it came to pass that they all spent a lot longer in the desert than they originally intended"
2006-12-05 11:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do so many people believe what's in the news but question what the Bible says?
2006-12-05 15:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bombshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it all the more likely to find "and Moses watched his check" in the Bible.
It's more like the Church to do that.
2006-12-05 11:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course not moses didn't wear a watch he checked the time on his DVD player.
2006-12-05 11:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if he had been shaking the parts of the watch in a box, until a complete, working watch came out...
2006-12-05 11:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHHH..but that's just it isn't it? He did say that. and heres a counter question along the same lines.
If all the evolutionary scientist were to come out and say that God exist's (Like Anthony Flew) and evolution is false, would you still believe in evolution?
See..it goes both ways here. You cannot tell me that you would just accept it.
2006-12-05 11:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would start having my doubts about the Bible if it said " and sho-nuff is the smartest mo fu ever."
2006-12-05 11:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course! They had watches back there, don't you know? Jesus owned a plasma TV, it's written somewhere in that book.
2006-12-05 11:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in watches.
2006-12-05 11:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Chad H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋