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What if he used da Vinci's plans?

2006-12-05 03:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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They'd have screamed "ALIEN!" and decapitated him. He would have died in any case, I doubt he had a chance.

2006-12-05 03:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0 1

I would doubt it if he would have done that. When we was in the dessert for 40 days being tempted by Satan he was asked to turn a stone into bread, and to jump off a church and have the angels save him, but since he would not abuse the power he had, he refused. So i doubt that he would turn a fig treen into a plane.

2006-12-05 11:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dustin B 2 · 1 1

what a STUPID question from... no doubt a STUPID person. would christians still believe if.......
the name "christians" says it all... followers of christ? doesn't this mean they alredy believe in him (without seeing a fig tree turned into a plane)
Like, seriously.... You're on a different degree of STUPID! or something.....

2006-12-05 11:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by venom! 6 · 1 1

The withered fig tree was also a prophecy. (The fig tree represents Israel. - Eschatology 101) )

2006-12-05 11:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by ___ 3 · 0 1

What a "blind" question.
And da bitchy's plans are not needed by Jesus to do so.

2006-12-05 11:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Peacekeeper 2 · 1 1

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2006-12-05 11:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What's a plane?

2006-12-05 11:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by Chad H 2 · 2 0

yeah duh

2006-12-05 11:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by amir 2 · 1 1

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