There always seems to be somekind of activity in my trousers, this time it seems to be a mole. Does anyone have any proven techniques on luring little beasties out of trousers?
2006-12-05 03:11:39 · 19 answers · asked by Joseph Manners 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
beat it off
2006-12-05 03:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by Buddy Love 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cant say I've been in this situation, but I reckon the thing to do is get some brocilli, right, and put it down your trousers.
Everyone knows moles hate brocolli, right?
;-)
2006-12-05 12:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll need a ferret to catch that mole, or a fox. dont scare the mole experts at burrowing if that bugger gets into your urethra, there is only one way to get it out and thats a blast charge.
2006-12-05 11:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a mole, and keep your hands off of it once in a while
2006-12-05 11:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh me...I am very good at getting things out of trousers...and its really cute you called it mole x
2006-12-07 11:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart. No, no, take off your shoes, lol, and smack it with a shoe to the beat of Billie Jean while playing Weird Al.
Pee your pants...
Get in the tub full..
2006-12-05 11:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by jimppanzee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay down on the ground and have some busty blonde in stilletos stomp on your crotch...that seems to work.
2006-12-05 11:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by Mystie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother? Surely there is nothing there that the mole can harm.
2006-12-05 11:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mouse trap! We'd get two worthless things out at once...that would nail 2 birds with one stone. Stupid questions warrant stupid answers.
2006-12-05 11:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by gabrielle 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Coax it out with some food LOL
That will get rid of the little critters.
LMAO!!!
:-)
2006-12-05 11:14:38 · answer #10 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take them off and turn them inside out, that should do the trick but don't do it infront of us
2006-12-05 11:14:00 · answer #11 · answered by dmxdragon2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋