Why does everyone want to go to heaven?

Question

Theres nothing but do gooders and hymns no rocking tunes, why don't people want to go to hell, theres bad chicks, rocking tunes and beer for all eternity, just seems to me that heaven is my idea of hell, also why exactly do people think God would be so boring I reckon the great G man could pack away a good few beers

Its ok Mrs.Badgrumble I gave you a thumbs up I think your great even if nobody else does

Answer 1

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Also I want to go to New ZEALAND then heaven. Lets all go and then all go to heaven. Hurry Hurry time may be short, in fact i think it is.

lol who gave me a thumbs down for being utterly fantastic. Your just Jealous of me vibrant personality

Answer 2

Hell has only one purpose and one purpose only. And that's to see you burn for all enternity. Your there because your being punished. And you will suffer, not party. It's not your own personal entertainment district. And if you think there's a party down there, well, there is. It's the Devil celebrating snagging your sorry a** soul as he watches you burn and suffer. The pain is beyond human comprehension and will not alleviate for even one second. There's no chicks, except the ones that will burn and suffer alongside you, there's no "rocking tunes" unless you count the screams of agony from the other lost souls the Devil has collected over the generations. There's no beer. You get nothing you poor disillusioned fool. Nothing good ever came of hell buddy. But if that's what you believe then you've already secured your place in hell. You have a reservation with the Devil. But hey, a least you get to swim alot. I hear the Lake of fire is really hot these days. Peace.

Answer 3

Every good and perfect comes down from the Father of Lights.

Heaven is where the Father of Life / Light is.

Hell is where the Father isn't.

Jesus described hell as a place separated from God with no living water. People have at least five senses in hell.

There are going to be good chicks, good rocking tunes, the good wine, etc. for all eternity in heaven. Plus much more.

Hell is the oposite of that.

Answer 4

"I'd rather Rule in Hell than Serve in Heaven"

Famous last words from one of God's mightiest and most favored Angels... his 'right hand man', his 'go-to-guy'.... Lucifer.

Maybe he left for the party and the chicks downstairs...!!!


Seriously though..... what you have is a bunch of Lemmings that all believe in THEIR idea of Heaven and that it somehow is going to be yours as well......

Quick story; guy dies after living a good life, but he's Pagan.
He goes not to Hell but to Heaven and sits with God.
God says you cannot stay here but there is a place for you.
They go down in an elevator and step out into a wide field with nude people sitting around partying everywhere.
God says "This is Elysia, where good people that cannot get into heaven go"..... All of a sudden the skies part, the ground opens up with shooting flames everywhere. The clouds part and a meteor arcs down into the chasm which swallows the screams of a person in agony.

The man looks at God and asks what that was..... God says "Oh that was a Christian..... I just give them what they expect after its all over....."

Answer 5

Lol...I think you got it all wrong...not to be negative or anything but I think someone must have really lied to you about having beer in hell...Have you read the apocalypse? U should re-read that before you go about making assumptions about hell being what you think it is....Let me tell you that it is in heaven where you are going to be able to get drunk etc. without causing any harm! Heaven it what you want it to be not just like they make it seem in the movies...Good lUck

Answer 6

Hell is the abode which Allaah (swt) has prepared for those who do not
believe in Him (swt), those who rebel against His (swt) laws and disbelieve
in His Messengers. It is the punishment for His (swt) enemies, the prison
for evildoers.

It is the ultimate humiliation and loss; there is nothing worse:

"Our Lord! Verily, whom You admit to the Fire, indeed, You have disgraced
him, and never will the Dhaalimoon [polytheists and wrongdoers] find any
helpers" (3:192)

"Know they not that whoever opposes and shows hostility to Allaah and His
Messenger, certainly for him will be the fire of Hell to abide therein? That
is extreme disgrace". (9:63)

"The losers are those who will lose themselves and their families on the Day
of Resurrection. Verily, that will be a manifest loss!" (39:15)


How could Hell be other than we have described, when it is full of utterly
indescribable torment, pain and grief? It is eternal and its inhabitants
will remain there forever. Allaah (swt) has condemned them and their place
in the Fire:

"Evil indeed it [Hell] is as an abode and as a place to dwell" (25:66)

"This is so! And for the Tagheen [transgressors] - will be an evil final
return - Hell! Where they will burn, and worst [indeed] is that place to
rest!" (38:55-6)


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"Paradise and Hell have already been created. They will never come to an end or cease to exist. Allaah (swt) created Paradise and Hell before the rest of
creation, and He (swt) created inhabitants for each of them. Whoever He (swt) wishes (will enter) Paradise by His grace and mercy, and whoever He (swt) wishes (will enter Hell) as a result of His (swt) justice. Every person will behave according to that for which he was created, and his destiny will be that for which he was created; good deeds and evil deeds are foreordained for all men".

Answer 7

If Jesus turned water into wine, and the scripture says He did... don't you think God will throw a better party in heaven than the devil ever could in Hell?

Answer 8

Why do you think God would want to drink beer? He's not even human! We do it because it messes our heads up for a while. There's so much more to this life then you can perceive I guess. I don't even want to go deeper with this

Answer 9

Like Mark Twain said, 'Heaven for the climate but Hell for the company.'

I suspect you will get exactly what you expect to get, assuming there is an afterlife. And if there's nothing, then there is 'nothing' to worry about!

Answer 10

Ok tell me if you still think the way you do after I give you the verses on hell, this is what God says hell will be like:

Matthew 13:42
They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Mark 9:47-49
47And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell, 48where
" 'their worm does not die,
and the fire is not quenched.'[a] 49Everyone will be salted with fire.

--Notice it says where the fire is not quenched, and that even a worm does not die there, it continues to suffer...

Revelation 20:10
And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

-And after they are thrown into the lake of fire (hell) it says that:

Revelation 20:15
15And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

-I would wish hell upon no one, do not be deceived it will not be a party- it will be torment for the rest of your life. Are you willing to risk that? Heaven is a place of rejoicing, a place for believers who have lived their lives loving the Lord God and living for Him- where there will be no pain, no sadness, no anger- but continuous Joy in the Lord. We will do many things in heaven, those who believe- There is a lot of scripture on what Heaven will be like too- See the beginning and end of Revelation.