Goodbye Daddy
One night a father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
"God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."
"A why yuh say good-bye Grandpa fa?" the father asked.
"Mi noh know, " the little girl said.
The next day, Grandpa died. The man thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later, he put
the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died!
Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickney can see inna de future. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the man heard her say "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
The man practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous all day.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK
2006-12-05 02:45:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its from Jamacia - so it contains their slang.
2006-12-05 02:46:09 · update #1
He felt safe in
the office, so he stayed until the end of the day, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "Yuh neva come 'ome dis late before, wha happen?"
"Mi no waan talk 'bout it," he said. "Mi jus 'ave de worst day a mi life."
"Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?" the wife exclaimed.
"You'll neva believe wha happen. Dis mahnin, Desmond next door, drap dead pan de varandah."
2006-12-05 03:02:39 · update #2
I forgot half of the joke before, so the first 16 persons who responded - sorry!
2006-12-05 03:04:08 · update #3
I'm from the Caribbean and I'm very familiar with this joke. 10 points.
2006-12-05 03:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-05 03:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-12-05 06:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickney can see inna de future...Is this English.........?
I think you have left some more lines in the joke....It should have ended with the milk man dying in front of the house, when the daddy returns home, in the evening, worried......Just I read this joke, in another form........may by this one Nth time.......
2006-12-05 02:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 21:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by kuhlmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that the end of the joke? If so I give it a 1
2006-12-05 02:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke sucks a**! 0/10
2006-12-05 02:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by neverwilno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
POOR MAN WAS ALL NERVOUS THINKING HE WAS GOING TO PASS AWAY. IT TURNS OUT HE WASN'T EVEN THE FATHER OF THE LITTLE GIRL. HOPEFULLY HE DIDN'T GET A HEART ATTACK BY FINDING OUT THIS WAY HE WASN'T THE FATHER. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE, I RATED A "9" GOOD JOKE!!!
2006-12-05 03:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the punchline is, the next day they found the mail man dead.
2006-12-05 02:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10 there was no punchline. Did the daddy die?
2006-12-05 02:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋