Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it.He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.”Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.”
On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, “What did Santa bring you this year?”Justin replies, “I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can’t find the son of a b**ch
2006-12-05 02:26:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl
2006-12-05 02:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by sabrynarox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2006-12-05 10:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke also works with a horse.
2006-12-05 10:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd best joke of the day and the frist one came from you
2006-12-05 10:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by flower girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the mark of an optimist
2006-12-05 10:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Justin is a naughty,naughty boy!!!
2006-12-05 10:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...funny joke 2
2006-12-05 10:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by nba fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say this is a pretty good damn joke!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-05 11:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that coming! Thank you.
2006-12-05 10:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. LOL
2006-12-05 10:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋