A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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2006-12-05 02:21:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 tumbs up that funny
2006-12-05 02:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great i love a joke that hits me hard at the end best joke of the day so far
2006-12-05 10:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by flower girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh the case of the missing period.
2006-12-05 10:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.
2006-12-05 10:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-05 11:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-05 10:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by lj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - not bad
2006-12-05 11:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by flicflac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-05 10:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-05 10:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that is hilarious!!!
~HD
2006-12-05 10:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋