A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."
2006-12-05 02:16:40 · 18 answers · asked by nba fan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
COOL ONE DUDE, GREAT!
ANY WAY DUDE I AINT GONA BORE YOU BY ASKING WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM, ALTHOUGH IT'S GENIUS, PLEASE GIVE ME THE 10 POINTS AND GET YOUR 3 POINTS BACK. PLEASE DUDE I REALLY NEED THEM.
WILL APPRECIATE ALOT DUDE.
2006-12-05 02:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by GAME MASTER 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
10
2006-12-05 13:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-12-05 10:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-12-05 10:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jayme C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-05 10:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!
2006-12-05 11:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give this on an 8
2006-12-05 10:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by sharlene j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately a 10..from the mouth of babes..kids say the darnest things
2006-12-05 14:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. I'll give you a 10.
2006-12-05 10:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 that is a very good one
2006-12-05 10:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Oldie, but Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-06 09:17:55 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋