Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this, just stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1.When you are sad
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry SOB who made you sad.
2. When you are blue
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile
I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall
I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$s.
2006-12-05 01:54:26 · 23 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dats so very true. liked da #7 a lot. where were u ? i didnt c any of yr jokes here. missed u. glad u r back!!!
2006-12-05 01:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truth Huh! Well how about this: -
Let’s take revenge against the sorry SOB who died…the reason I was sad
Stop banging the $hit out of me, I am blue cause your wife’s health is bad.
Laid! I was f#cking while you still suckling, I am returning your stupid smile.
Rat on my being scared and I’ll spread word of your impotency for many a mile.
Bug me when I am worried and I’ll whack your nose and break your neck.
Thanks for using easy words your atrocious spelling was making me a wreck.
Avoid me when I am sick, you dirty little prick and I’ll send curses your way…
Laugh at my fall and it will be the last time you laugh at all…have a great day!
2006-12-06 01:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i wud like a friend liek that sooo much more than other friends who compare to the other fake friendship poems
2006-12-09 20:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You are so right. You could only tell your True Blue Best Friend these things. LOL.
..... and I have!
Have a great day, Mr. P.D. .
2006-12-06 09:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hav u stopped
otherwise I wud hav banged u black & blue
just kddin buddy
2006-12-06 15:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya. its true......... but sometimes. cause i dont much agree to the 5th one cause there are frnds who cheer you up and i know i do that.ha. lol. but liked it cause its true most of the times.
2006-12-05 11:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I am tired of those sissy poems.......hahahaha....... good ones.
2006-12-05 10:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so like tru i do that to my friends all the time haha lol
2006-12-05 10:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by tanyamarie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-08 06:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by lion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one pd
2006-12-06 10:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋