Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary?

Question

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah", says the coroner, "this ... is the most unusual one, Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

Answer 1

Hey Im Irish . . . . . . and we always feature in the best jokes ! !

Answer 2

LOL!
thank you for that!

I so needed a good laugh this morning :))

You know you have had way ,to much to drink ....

When you hear yourself, saying things like~~~~~~

*HI gorgeous Can i dry you a bink?

*Not a drip has passed my lops-- Occifer

* I swear to drink, I am not God !

*I think I'm home, I need to go drunk

*Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

Have a happy Christmas
and keep on smiling !
xx

>^,,^<

Answer 3

Not the first time but the good un's are worth a repeat

Answer 4

it form of feels you do no longer take your wellbeing severe. loss of water and healthful eating habitual would reason many ailments. seek for suggestion from to a doctor and persist with some lotion on peeling pores and skin. do no longer waste your wellbeing and function stable eating habitual for your self.

Answer 5

Thank you for a very funny joke

Answer 6

Poor old paddy!

Answer 7

very funny 10/10

Answer 8

good 1

Answer 9

try posting a joke that doesn't insult people.0 out of 10.

Answer 10

LOL...funny