An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the
pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep
any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a
fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared
and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I
told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a
shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
could nay fin' him either."
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand
to look for the Chinese guy ...
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells . . . . . .
"SUPPLIES!"
2006-12-05 00:44:37 · 24 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think i missed a heartbeat and lost my breath for a second because i was trying to suppress the loudest laugh of my entire life so far....good one mate
2006-12-05 01:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mohamed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! 6 /10
2006-12-05 08:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so awful and so funny I am ashamed and embarrassed to have laughed out loud.
2006-12-05 08:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by MI5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes like it
2006-12-05 08:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a goodun !
2006-12-05 09:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very good but maybe the chinese should stick to cooking !
2006-12-05 08:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was he making an r's of himself ?
2006-12-05 11:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE 10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP ''SUPPLIES''........
2006-12-05 09:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by irish s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie, hadn't heard of that one for a while now, cheers HAND
2006-12-05 08:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly but funny
2006-12-05 09:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋