A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks like he's topped himself"
2006-12-05 00:39:26 · 10 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NICE I'LL GIVE IT A 10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-05 00:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one million) Chocolate or vanilla? -Vanilla 2) Chocolate syrup or warm fudge? -Chocolate Syrup. 3) Sprinkles or nuts? -the two! 4) Whip cream or Cool whip? -the two! 5) Cherry on right, definite or no? -definite! 6) Cone or dish? -the two. 7) Your in demand flavor of ice cream? -Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
2016-12-13 03:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep the oldies are doing the rounds today but hahaha 9/10*****
2006-12-05 01:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. you got 100 out of 10( don't laugh )
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2006-12-05 01:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ari 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa! A Goodie! LOL.
2006-12-06 07:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he a trifle dead ?
2006-12-05 03:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2006-12-05 02:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kimi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillant keep them cooming!
2006-12-07 12:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find that really funny.
2006-12-07 10:32:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-12-07 01:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋