The late Pope?

Question

The late Pope, John Paul II was standing at 'the gates' discussing things with St Peter.

Behind St Peter was a huge wall with an enormous number of clocks on it, and the Pope was inquisitive about these clocks.

Said Peter, "These are lie clocks. Everyone alive and dead has a lie clock, and each time they tell a lie one second is added to the clock. So when they come up here we know whether the person is also telling us fibs to get in".

The Pope thought this was a great idea, so he asked to see his clock. Sure enough, the hands were stuck on midnight never having moved.

The Pope had never told a lie in his life. A couple of clocks to the left were a clock with the second hand at 5 seconds past midnight.

The Pope pointed at it and enquired, and was told "That was Lord Nelson's clock, he told 5 lies during his lifetime to hide his affair with Lady Hamilton".

The late Pope was greatly impressed by this, so he asked where Britain's Prime Minister "Tony Blair's" clock was...

"Oh that's not on the wall. Jesus has moved that into his office... he's using it as a desk fan".

Answer 1

that's brill
loved it
thanks

Answer 2

Heard similar version for Indian politicians, always bring a smile though.

Answer 3

Best this week, Great 10 / 10

Answer 4

You could use my EX-wifes clock as a helicopter.

Answer 5

So much for the hands of time grinding slowly !

Answer 6

i heard dat one but with da punchline referrin 2 Bush.

Answer 7

hahahaha
really great and funny one...
Thx for sharing

Answer 8

H ha you would'nt be wrong there mate !

Answer 9

Loved it!

Answer 10

funny hehe!