Country Politics?

Question

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

Answer 1

Reminds me of the story of the mayor who decided to take a hot air balloon ride. Unfortunately the balloon went off course and he had no idea how to steer it, so he drifted until the balloon came down in a farmer's field. Seeing the farmer come out to investigate, the mayor asked where he was. The farmer sort of squinted at him and said, "You're in a balloon, ya durn fool!"

The mayor thought for a moment and said to the farmer, "Sir, you must be a Republican."

"That's right" the farmer replied, "How did you know?"

"Because you gave me an answer which is honest but completely useless, and didn't offer to help me with my predicament."

"Well then," said the farmer, "I reckon you must be a Democrat."

"How's that?" asked the mayor.

"Because you don't know where you are or where you're going; you got yourself into this mess and expect someone else to get you out."

Answer 2

Lmao