where is the worst place that you ever had to poop!?

Question

I was hiking the Mt. Whitney trail at 13000+ feet where there is no option but to climb down a wicked cliff and hang out while you hang on!

Answer 1

Iraq. The porta-poopers over there get used by the iraqi workers, who, not being used to sit-down toilets, jump up onto the seats and use them like squat toilets. Sometimes they miss, with disastrous results...

There is nothing like being doubled over with poop cramps after hobbling 250 meters to to pottie, only to find poopy, discarded clothing hanging out of the opening, poop footprints on the floor, and a peanutty Jabba the Hutt staring out of the deep blue sea, mocking you in your pain...

Answer 2

Well, there was two times. The first time I was working on a bridge that went over the interstate. Had to take a power dump next to the truck right along I-65. It was the most hidden spot I could find.

The second was last year. I was in my boat on a lake that had 95% of the shoreline developed. Instead of going all the way back to the dock, I just hung my butt over the edge of the boat and let er rip. Hope no skier ran into that floating barge. Good thing I carry TP with me in the boat!!!

Answer 3

I had to pack out poop on Whitney and Shasta, but that's not as bad as some of the places I had to use in the army. we sometimes had porta-potties that were so full that your a@@ was almost touching the poo pile underneath you. And it was like 100 degrees and the flies were relentless. Despite the heat, I usually wore my gas mask when I had to go in there. Also at basic training we had one big barthroom with a bunch of toilets arranged around the wall with no dividers or stall or doors or anything. We all jsut had to do our business in public. Yuck.

Answer 4

Actually, it was in the front seat of a car parked at the bottom of Mt Whitney

Answer 5

The middle of a highway at 3 a/m. On my way deer hunting, a pain hit me. I only had time to stop, throw my car in park and hit the road. Normally there was no traffic on this highway early in the morning. When I first jumped out of the car, the highway was deserted. But, Guess what?

Answer 6

A campground in Italy. The toilets were the type that were set in the ground where you have to squat. A number of people had already done their business and failed to adequately dispose of it. There was an awful stench, the floor was wet, and I was concerned about losing my footing whilst squatting, which would have caused perhaps the worst catastrophe I have known in a while.

Answer 7

i agree with another person the being in the army is the worst time to poop, you either walk in the woods with a shovel with or without toilet paper, poo in front of 20 other guys, or a porta potty(butt hut) piled up with poo like mt. everest. i once was in my truck working i was close by my house when i started to get bad cramps, i clamped down, drove home fast, it felt like i couldnt wait, i pulled up quick in the street in front of my house, as soon as i stepped out i had to go like right now, i pulled down my pants in front of my house and exploded right there, luckily i was early in the morning, dont really cared if anyone seen me I ran in the house holding my messy pants up. there was my dad, i said i was sick, took a shower changed went back to work.

Answer 8

my best friend told me a funny story that happened to her. she was at the mall in a dressing room trying on clothes and she thought she had to fart, well she let one go and a few minutes later she realized that the pooped her pants. she had to leve the mall of course and drive all the way home in poopy pants to change clothes!

Answer 9

In China. Have you ever seen how the toilets are there? They are embedded in the floor. Almost like a hole in the floor. You have to squat. In Asia, you have to carry your own toilet paper too.

Answer 10

in a telephone booth.