A guy walks into a chemist and asks for condoms (as seen on the TV ad) and was told by the young blonde assistant that there were new regulations, from the EU, regarding condoms and that they have to be the correct size and fit to stop disease and unwanted pregnancies.
“Never heard of that one before” says the man
‘Well sir if you come around the side of the counter, flop it out, I can then recommend which size you require’.
The man duly responds and she shouts up to the store room “Fred, chuck us a packet of D3 condoms”. He pays for them and leaves.
A while later another guy comes in and asks for condoms, is told the same thing, goes round the side of the counter, flops his d*ck out and she shouts to Fred, “Wow, er, Fred can you chuck us a pack of G2 condoms. He pays for them and leaves.
A few minutes later a very shy 18 year old goes in for condoms, again is given the same talk, EU regs, blah blah, goes round the side of the counter, flops out his d*ck and she shouts, “F*ck it, Fred can you throw me a towel?”
2006-12-05 00:01:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that why they put the towels on in a pub at closing time ?
2006-12-05 03:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-12-05 00:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by celestinerocks85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!.
2006-12-05 03:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one job I actually wouldn't want to have. LOL
2006-12-05 04:26:52 · answer #4 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-05 00:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the question again?
2006-12-05 00:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!! bravo!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-05 01:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!! Horny nurse
2006-12-05 00:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
2006-12-05 00:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by MISSY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he have a leash for that? (Thanks for the laugh)
2006-12-05 00:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋