2006-12-04 23:44:16 · 6 answers · asked by emmiemoo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?
They've both got ice on the inside.
How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
When they're with a blonde.
Why do redheads take the pill?
Wishful thinking.
What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
A hostage.
What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A mutant.
What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
An interpreter.
Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest?
They needed a level playing field.
Why are redheads flat chested?
It makes it easier to read their T- shirts.
What's the difference between a redhead and a jelly?
A jelly wobbles when you eat it.
How can you tell when a redhead's been using a computer?
There are lipstick marks on the screen.
What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Shocked.
What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
2006-12-05 00:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Jokes For Redheads
2017-01-16 15:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take all the blonde jokes and substitute the word blonde with redhead. And a quickie, take a box of matches, pull one match head first from the box and leave just sitting in the tray, which you then close to hold the end of the match. Then ask someone what is it. Answer, a redhead with a big box....lmfao
2006-12-04 23:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Copper knob, Spicey pubes, Firey dungeon..........
2006-12-04 23:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Slig 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what did you not like my last one
2006-12-04 23:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by bigian1179 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
firecrotch - paris hilton
2006-12-04 23:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋