One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells". It was a Christmas Parrot called Chet.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."
The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
When the match was placed between the feet of the Christmas parrot, the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire."
2006-12-04 23:29:18 · 9 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol really loud that was funny i like it keep going tell me more jokes.
2006-12-04 23:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by alex s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous yet why do you need to use a rattling lighter of all issues? I is only no longer shocked in case you get each and all of the animal fans yelling at you for this one. stable shaggy dog tale however, undesirable way of springing up the chook sing. i ask your self what you will sing if I held a flame below your a**
2016-10-14 01:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good 1
2006-12-04 23:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one's better then the mice joke
2006-12-05 19:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Salsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a really good one keep posting more/
2006-12-04 23:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by yipeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very funny
2006-12-05 01:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's really funny, i like it
2006-12-04 23:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how hilarious..where do you people get these things.I love it
2006-12-05 07:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go chet :)
2006-12-04 23:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by jiminthenw 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋