2006-12-04 23:29:01 · 19 answers · asked by Chris K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get to work you drunken bum!?!?
2006-12-04 23:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Roger the cabin boy to wake him up!
2006-12-05 07:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober,
Early in the morning.
2006-12-05 07:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by sara657915 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave him in the scuppers with the hosepipe running !
2006-12-05 07:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him some TLC, aspirin and lots of water (and touch his collar for luck so my gran would say).
2006-12-05 07:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him black coffee - after thoroughly searching him whilst he's still asleep for treasure etc first
2006-12-05 07:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take 2 points and run ;-)
2006-12-05 07:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub him really smooth until he guffaws
i like the rub him really smooth bit
2006-12-05 08:44:33 · answer #8 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Speedy!
2006-12-05 13:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep drinking wit him or if he's sleeping then u should be 2
2006-12-05 07:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce him to the Captain's daughter! (I love that song, lol)
2006-12-05 07:31:48 · answer #11 · answered by John * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋