How many of you wish to join the Church of Yapping Jackass? There are free crackers and wine in the service....if that helps
2006-12-04 23:26:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
O, and I forgot to mention that our services are on Monday mornings, that way you miss work instead of NFL football
2006-12-04 23:29:22 · update #1
That church has already been done, it's called the christian church...
Oh, wait, you're referring to the object of worship, not the yapping jackasses IN the pews now right?
Gotcha.
2006-12-04 23:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Damn, and I was about to Open the Church of the Talking Pig.... Albeit, I'll be your first convert.. how much I gotta tithe?
2006-12-04 23:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by Socratic Pig 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Balaam's talking donkey
2006-12-04 23:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moooo! Oh wait, I mean..heeee hawwwww
2006-12-04 23:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really ? Francis the Talking Mule tried this several years ago and didn't have much luck. what makes you think you can do better ?
2006-12-04 23:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Weren't you in Shrek?
2006-12-04 23:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by ALI G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2006-12-04 23:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yawn"
2006-12-04 23:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋