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I'm not one of the "to hell with all prisoners" brigade!
But, if you're doing time in jail, your smartest plan is to behave yourself as best you can and co-operate with any reasonable
"rehabilitation", "addressing offending" plans and so forth you can. As we don't live in the same world depicted by the movies, escape is almost certainly NOT a realistic option and, besides,
even if you could escape, you'd probably be caught and then have to do longer time still- maybe in a worse prison.
Good Luck!
Nick

2006-12-05 19:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The fastest method would be to stand next to the door when it opens up to release you and then cross the threshold as fast as you can...should take 2milliseconds.

What did you do to get locked up?? Unless you're in the holding cell, and you mean "jail", what were you convicted of?

2006-12-05 09:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by ABong 1 · 0 0

You must not have a "get out of jail free card yet"

2006-12-05 07:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How do you have access to the Internet while in Jail?

2006-12-05 13:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by Erica, AKA Stretch 6 · 0 0

1-800 you in jail? I got bail.

2006-12-05 07:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by bcre8iv 3 · 0 0

Be good and sever your time!

If you really are in Jail.......
You was given a sentence so sever it!

2006-12-05 07:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Let's see... the pound of C4 costs 5k, 3 guys including driver 50k, miscellaneous expenses 30k, ok we'll throw in room & board for 2 days; OK, we'll spring you out for about 80K (benjamins please). Deal?

2006-12-05 07:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You can run out after you do your time.

2006-12-05 07:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0 0

use a spoon and the more people you get to help you dig your way out the quicker you will get out. lmao ;)

2006-12-05 08:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

watch prison break to take ideas!!

2006-12-05 07:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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