The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know -
you left your Injun running..."
2006-12-04 23:08:07 · 15 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TOO funny....I laughed at this one....
2006-12-04 23:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been vacationing around the super Plains , while impulsively Tonto jumps down from the decrease back of Silver, runs forward some ft, lays down and places his ear to the floor....after a 2nd or 2 Tonto jumps to his ft and says to Lone Ranger,... " Lone Ranger !..... Buffalo come !!", The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says "Wow ! it particularly is remarkable !! ".."How do you realize ?!", Tonto replies at the same time as wiping his cheek... "Sticky face "!.....
2016-10-14 01:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, but how can he be the lone ranger when he has Tonto with him?
2006-12-04 23:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehos Injun?
oh i get it now, the guy whos runnin
oh yeah
hahahaha
2006-12-04 23:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny
2006-12-04 23:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. i'll have to tell that one to my grandfather. he was just installed as grand chief of our tribe.
he's going to get a good laugh from that one. hahahahaha.
2006-12-04 23:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is heap funny joke!
2006-12-04 23:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter today. Kudos to you.
2006-12-06 07:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice that was brilliant
2006-12-04 23:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. A+
2006-12-04 23:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-12-04 23:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋