What Children Say?

Question

My niece, who is 3 years old, on seeing her daddy get out of the bath, asked "Daddy when I grow up to be a big girl, will I look like that". She was pointing to his private parts. Her daddy, quite amused, told her that he was a man and that only men and boys look like that, and she will look like her mummy when she is grown up. My niece replied "Oh good, cause I think it looks untidy". I would love to know what other funny things you have heard children say. Have they ever embarrassed you.

Answer 1

Many years ago 41 to be exact my mother sister and i were shopping in one of those large posh dapartment stores when my little nephew asked to be taken to the toilet he was 3 by the way.
So we all went to the ladies which was so nice and tiled out in coloured tiles even carpeted in places and of course plenty of well to do ladies with the make up hair do`s and the jewellery and such == well before we left my sister notice her son`s shoe laces was undone so she lifted him onto the plush pink stool and as she was tying his shoes it wobbled slightly and to or amazement he said to his mother you`ll have me off here in a minute you silly cow well we all felt like leaving him right where he sat but just as well she hurried as the little darling decided to repeat himself.
Thank goodness he has grown up now to be a lovely chap of 44 but he can still be a pain in the bum.

Answer 2

My little girl had just started to learn how to put the sounds of the letters into words............we were on a train and had stopped at the next station for new passengers to get on. The train was packed when my sweet little 5 yrd old says in a really loud voice 'mummy what does cu*t mean' I was absolutely horrifed and the train when silent when a sweet old woman pointed out that 'that' word had been written on the station as graffitti. In the end everybody in the carriage was laughing but at the begining I just wanted the world to swallow me up! LOL.....

Answer 3

My daughter hasn't begun to talk enough to completely embarrass me yet. However apparently when I was a toddler after having seen Lady and the Tramp (the spaghetti scene inspired this) and while feeding sea gulls at our favorite restaurant I tossed a piece of bread in the air and screamed "Bird Appetite!!!". I then promptly fell on the ground laughing like a loon. I have NEVER lived that down and it's still repeated every time we go there with my parents.

Answer 4

My 3 year old twin daughters say the funniest things. I once got ready for a night out (don't get them often) as I was leaving I was saying goodnight to them and Caitlin said mummy looks like a woman! What must I look like the rest of the time!

We all know mums can't go to the bathroom on their own too... Lucy was talking to me while I was having a wee and she said Mummy why don't I have a fluffy bum like you!! Enough said!

Answer 5

when my daughter was 2, i was pregnant with my son and everytime i went to the doctor i had to give a urine sample. well while we were in the bathroom, which is in the hall by all the rooms, she would tell me that i have a hairy butt, she would say it about three or four times and very loud!! she also likes to point out my belly. i still have a belly from being preg twice. haven't lost all the weight. she just asked me the other day if i had another baby in my tummy. she will be four in a couple months. my daughter is very vocal and i could go on all day about the stuff she says. she also thinks that boobs are called hips. have no idea how she started that. she also thinks that when you are pregnant that the baby digs a hole and climbs in and when they are ready to come back out they dig another hole and then refill it with the dirt.

Answer 6

When bay had just turned 2. we went to the park and this lady was chasing her 2 cats. Bay asked her what doin. So the lady told her she was chasing her cats they are indoor cats and had never been outside. Bay mater of factly looks at her and says I have 2 tittes at home. and then says nana has 2 titties. Needless to say It wasn't quite funny at the time but when i retold the story later it was so funny.


Her brother used to say B*tch for beach.When Brod was 2 or 3 we were eating dinner and he says mommy I need the ketchup. I said I didn't think there was any ketchup. He loos at me and says the ketchup is in the fridge in the chicken (he meant kitchen).

Answer 7

According to my mother, when I was around 2 years old my Mom and Dad had taken me with them to go grocery shopping. I was extremely verbal for such a young age and I was babbling away about nothing of consequence. All of the sudden, out of the blue, in that sharp loud voice that toddler are renown for, I said "Mommy, Daddy has a BIG penis, doesn't he Mommy?" As my mother tried to shush me, I only replied, "But Daddy does have a big penis Mommy!
My Father, who had turned beet red, attempted to casually walk away and for the rest of the trip, pretended he had never seen us before in his life.

Answer 8

I showed my 4yr twins boys a picture of two linemen on a pole.
One of them had been electrocuted and the other was giving him the kiss of life.When they were asked at school what their father's job was, they told the teacher daddy climbed poles and kissed men.
My wife had some explaining to do.

Answer 9

I took my 3 year old to fire safety day in town. They taught the kids dangers in the common household such as too many plugs in an outlet, stocking too close to the fireplace, pot handles turned the wrong way on the stove.....there were also pill bottles sitting on the edge of the counter. (While we were potty training him, we had a hard time getting him to poop so we threatened him with suppositories a.k.a. "pills" in his butt) As soon as the gentleman asked if anyone knew what these were, my son turned around, pointed to his butt and declares "My mommy & daddy put pills in my butt!!!"

Answer 10

My 20 month old greeted me Auntie Pat with f@@k!! She wasn't swearing, it was her pronunciation of Pat! After a few more attempts she's nearly got it right now. She calls the beach, the ***** and clock comes out as c@@k, which is pretty common!!
My nephew calls the Fat Controller in Thomas the Tank Engine f@@ker f@@ker - again it's just his pronunciation and he can't understand why we all crease up whenever he says it!!