Two vampires were standing in their caves, with only five minutes to dawn, when one of the vampires cried out "thats it. i cant take it any more. i must get something to drink. i need some blood". The other vampire said "are you completely insane??!! It's only five minutes to dawn. You'll die!!" The other vampire said "I dont care. I'm getting something to eat". And with that, he was gone. Then five minutes later, the vampire returned with blood dripping all down his face. The vampire was completely shocked. He said "how did you do that??!!" The vampire replied
"you see that bridge??"
"yeah".
"you see that wall??"
"yeah".
"you see that tree??"
"yeah".
"I didnt".
2006-12-04 22:03:20 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-04 22:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-05 06:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I really get it, but did you mean he "didn't see" those things, made him go very very quick for a meal?
2006-12-05 07:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Cherant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
really funny one
Thx for sharing
2006-12-05 10:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand it.can u tell me wats the meaning?
my e-mail jlmaegan@yahoo.com
2006-12-05 09:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by jael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatt's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-05 06:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one....
but i heard it....
thnx....
God bless.....
2006-12-05 06:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by i LOVE you!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋