The passengers on a commercial airliner have been seated and are awaiting the cockpit crew to get them under way. A murmur is heard in the back of the plane, and a few passengers on the aisle glance back to see the pilot and copilot, both wearing large, dark sun glasses, making their way up to the cockpit. However, the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right & left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using a seeing-eye guide dog. As they pass by the rows of passengers there are nervous giggles heard, as people are thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. But a few minutes after the cockpit door has closed behind them the engines start spooling up and the airplane taxis out to the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and shifting uneasily or gripping the armrests more tightly. As the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the
plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, passengers become more and more hysterical! Finally, when the airplane has only a few seconds of runway left, the shouts of horror fill the cabin as everyone screams at once, but at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne!!! Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers are going to scream too late, and we're going to get killed!"
2006-12-04 22:00:33 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG .........................LOL..............that was hilariously funny...
gosh ...lol ...thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-12-04 22:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
I have a terror of flying, and I can just imagine this scenario!!
Somebody would tote a whipping after I put on a clean suit of clothes ! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and may you enjoy a great eveningf!
2006-12-05 17:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
picture a airplane and you can see all the windows and the folks in the windows are in terror. they are hearing" were going to crash oh my god, what do we do were going to crash,we are out of fuel, oh never mind that was the intercom light"
(Gary Larson, far side)
2006-12-05 06:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by treetown2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice! Check lilypond8's answer. She gives this answer to EVERYBODY!
2006-12-05 06:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your question in these paragraphs?
2006-12-05 06:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-05 06:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
good one
2006-12-05 06:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 06:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thant was FUNNY!!!!
2006-12-05 07:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Cherant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time for me. Thanks!
2006-12-05 06:03:44 · answer #10 · answered by jasonheavilin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋