When Malcolm was born he had only the right eye, the left eye was just the socket, so the locals did a whip round and collected a small amount of cash. The problem was that they could only afford a wooden replica of an eyeball. Looked ok though but as he grew up he became self conscious about it. In his late teens his mates decided that he couldn’t let him spend his life at home so they took him to the local dance. Whilst there, everyone was having a good time so he tried to be brave, deciding to ask a girl in the corner for a dance. As he got closer he noticed that she had a hare lip. In for a penny in for a pound he thought.
“Would you like to dance?” he said
‘Wouldn I’ she says
“Ah shut yer mouth c*** face”
2006-12-04 21:59:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! I can't believe how many haven't understood it!! Read it again folks, she has a hair lip, makes her talk funny....get it now?
2006-12-04 22:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 22:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the story about the guy with a glass eye...
one day he was looking out over his balcony railing of his high rise apartment and the glass eye popped out and fell to the street below.
he yelled 'watch out!'
a girl below looked up in time and caught it ...
he got it back and asked her for a date...
they got married,
and of course whenever anybody asked how they met and fell in love...
he could truly say "she caught my eye!"
2006-12-04 22:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-05 09:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are still the best lol
2006-12-04 22:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-04 22:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably "cracked" up at that remark !
2006-12-04 22:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm not sure i get it? am i being slow?
Oh my god, now i get it! ha ha thats well funny!
2006-12-04 22:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by curlyshen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-12-04 22:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was s good one:))
2006-12-04 22:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋