One night Paddy runs into a bar feeling as though he is going to explode.
He runs up to the bartender and asks where the bathroom is. He says upstairs, first door on your right.
So the man runs up the stairs and can't remember what the bartender said.
He thinks if he goes to ask again he might not make it. So he looks around and sees a hole in the floor.
Feeling daring, he pulls down his trousers and heaves out a dump. When he returns, everybody except the bartender is gone. He asks where everyone went.
The bartender replies, "where were you when the 5hit the fan?"
2006-12-04 21:37:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5hit hit the fan (sorry)
2006-12-04 21:39:38 · update #1
lmfao great 1 you always make me laugh
2006-12-05 08:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 10 / 10 but be careful using the word paddy - I just got one of my violations for that, slap my wrist.
2006-12-05 05:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-05 18:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terry W wants to marry you.
2006-12-05 05:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie! LOL.
Thanks for sharing, and have a great evening!
2006-12-05 18:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, ? Why did u have to do this my love, Why for heavens sake..................
You could have told me you didnt wanna marry me,
I would have listened
why did u have to tell such a joke.................
now
now.................... the 5hit has really hit the fan................ LOL
2006-12-05 05:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very smelly one that always laughing good all the same
2006-12-05 06:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this very much! keep it coming
2006-12-05 17:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, why do I look for your jokes....coz I need to brighten up my day sppose
2006-12-05 05:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what it means !
2006-12-05 06:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋